We all knew that Obama, who is not American, not Christian, not white, and not as awesome as George aWesome Bush, would eventually ban Christianity. With the high success rate praying has brought over the years, he knows it’s only a matter of time before Jesus answers the prayers of teabaggers everywhere, and kicks his gay Arab ass. And so, he’s banning us from praying. We wouldn’t have got this shit under George aWesome Bush.
Yahoo Answers has the question “Is Obama the antichrist”…. first of all, yes he is. Second of all, does the Bible say anything about helping the poor? NO IT DOESN’T!!!! So how do you like that liberals? Your spokesman is the anti-christ.

What would Jesus do? I tell you what he’d do, he’d go on Fox News and tell Sean Hannity just how fucking AWESOME Rush Limbaugh is, and how gay Obama is. He’d point out to the brainwashed Liberals that Obama has never publicly said “I’m not the antichrist” just like he’s never said “i’m not a communist“….. and then all of a sudden he taxes our richest an extra 3% whilst banning Christianity? Barack Obama? Barack Devil Stalin more like. Jesus would then leave the Fox News studio, and blast the White House with his lightning bolt like “eat that, bitches!!!” and Sarah Palin would descend from heaven and take the anti-christ’s place at the helm of the USAwesome.
Liberals are so stupid!
Jesus was THE best American ever!

Well folks, the days of taxpayer funded Halliburton projects are well and truly over. Barack Hitler and Joe Satan spent our hard earned tax dollars, not on kicking ass in another Middle Eastern Nation, but on burgers! They weren’t even explosive burgers that could be thrown at Arabs. They were real burgers. Whilst taking a break from destroying the economy (which us Republicans left in great shape!), they went to a local burger place for lunch. I really hope Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity spend at least an hour on this today. And so, there are a couple of important grounds for impeachment here….

1) He’s picked up the Burger with his left hand. Clearly a Communist. Real Americans lead with the Right! Some Liberals might say “Well the Right hand might crush the burger, leaving the next occupants on that table to clean up the mess“… don’t listen to them, they’re probably gay. The fact is, he’s eating a burger with his Communist hand.

2) They’re eating Burgers. Promoting unhealthy eating. Not only do they want to enslave the population, not only do they hate the U.S.Awesome, they also want your kids to die of a heart attack before they reach twenty, because it would free up land so they can move their terrorist friends in, from Gitmo. Liberals are so stupid. They can’t see it! They think it’s innocent. No it isn’t! It’s an elaborate Socialist terrorist loving plan. It’s obvious!!

3) Oh and who paid? That’s right America! We did! We’re paying for the President to eat. It’s a disgrace. I want to see my tax money going to bomb the life out of those Irani’s. I don’t want the President to eat. He should be working. Bush wouldn’t have eaten. Nor would McCain. It’s a well known fact that Republican Presidents catch their food, kill it, skin it, stuff it, cook it, and then eat it, and it doesn’t cost you and I a penny. George W Bush wasn’t out taking hundreds of vacations, like Liberals seem to think, he was actually catching food to feed White House staff, which he then single handedly skinned, stuffed, and cooked, just to save the Country some money, whilst waging a war and making America awesome!! Man, I miss him. Tax payers paid for Obama and Biden to eat a Burger…… which, makes it, a Socialist Burger. Obama wants to take over the Burger industry. Is there any end to this President’s hate of America?

If this isn’t grounds to impeach our Communist heterosexual-hating President, I don’t know what is.

Why doesn’t our media (liberal gays) report the FACT that St George Bush killed a dragon? Could Obama kill a dragon? I DON’T THINK SO. But then again, Obama seems to think it’s wrong to even kill Arabs. Fucking pussy. It’s common knowledge in the UK that St George killed a dragon. St George is referred to as a “defender” in the UK. Just like he defended the U.S.Awesome from arabs and gays and scientists and the poor. Man, he’s amazing.

One of the biggest criticisms Liberals have about St George Bush is that he hated the poor. Firstly, they seem to be forgetting that the poor deserve to be hated. Secondly, St George Bush actually helped the poor, as this story from The Royal Society of St George quite clearly shows. Also, it tells the story of how he met his future wife, Laura.

“The legends about St George spread far and wide and it was claimed that near the town of Silene in Libya, a dragon dwelt, keeping the population in terror. To satiate him the population tethered an animal, until they had no more. They then provided human sacrifices and in ultimate desperation, a young princess was selected, the king’s daughter named Cleolinda. The story then relates how St. George rode up on his white charger, dismounted and fought the monster on foot; until it eventually succumbed. He then dragged the dying monster into the city, using the girdle of the Princess and slew the dragon in front of the people. St. George was greeted as their saviour and the King offered him a bag of gold as a reward for saving his daughter. This he refused and asked that it be given to the poor.”

He kicked the ass of a monster, dragged it to the city with his bare hardass hands, won the heart of Princess Laura, and then gave his gold reward to the poor! And you Liberals like to complain that he just ignores you? How soon we forget! CNBC, MSNBC, CNN, BBC; the liberal media haven’t even so much as mentioned that story! Instead, they chose to suggest that St George Bush is illiterate and cannot string together a coherent sentence. Like the time he said “I know how hard it is to put food on your family”. Liberals mocked him. But he’s right! Have you ever tried to put food on your family, it’s damned hard. Kids start wriggling because they don’t understand why you’re eating a steak off of their heads. Your uncle thinks it’s odd that you want to eat strawberries and cream off of his chest. Your wife suddenly thinks it’s wrong when you try and grate cheese over her knees. It’s fucking impossible to put food on your family. And so If there’s one thing we know about George Bush, apart from how fucking awesome he is, it’s that he doesn’t lie.

St George Bush wisely said once, “You teach a child to read and him or her will be able to pass a literacy test”.……. Liberals may mock (being clever isn’t smart), but that’s because they look at the words. The trick is not to look at the words, words have a liberal bias. Europe understands. It is customary to celebrate the oratorical and literary genius of St George Bush, by giving out free book tokens on St George’s day.

As you can see by the above picture, England has shown great humanity, in forgetting the past, forgetting that we kicked their limey asses in the Revolution. They’ve put that behind them, and celebrated the life of St George Bush. They have signs showing with “BUSH” written on them, then have signs with “IRAQ” written on them, showing their support for the war. They have signs for the nuclear disarmament of I-raqi and I-rani. They absolutely love him! They’ve come out to show their respect. Not only did he unite America, he united the World. And now, because of Bush, fish and humans coexist peacefully. England sees this! England celebrates this! If only our Americans could do the same, why dwell on torture, why dwell on leaving the budget in a mess (you can afford to buy a house now can’t you? be fucking happy), why dwell on the fact that your child or your husband or your dad died in I-raqi. At least he stopped Al Qaeda leader Saddam Hussain Obama from nuking us all, you seem to forget that Saddam bombed us. Let’s stop complaining, and start honouring St George W Bush, because apart from Jesus, George Bush has got to be the greatest freedom spreading American ever.

Earth Day is different. Earth Day is where liberal idiots around the World claim that the Earth is “heating up” and that something should be done to protect it. Sound gay to you? Then it wont surprise you that the guy who created the first Earth Day back in 11br* was Wisconsin Democratic Senator Gaylord Nelson. How apt.

Earth D(G)ay today represents the idea that we need to stop global warming. Well guess what Liberals, i’m a real American! I don’t need you to tell me that i’m destroying the planet just because I like to drive my incredibly fat kids to Pizza hut (one at a time, they can’t fit in the car together). We don’t need you telling us that the Earth is about to heat up to, like, I think I heard, 2000 degrees in two years.

Sarah Palin said of the classification of those little American-business-killing shits (polar bears) as “endangered” meaning they couldn’t be killed off for American business purposes, would “deter activities such as commercial fisheries, oil and gas exploration and development, transportation, and tourism”. However, University of Alaska professor Rick Steiner, and obvious homosexual replied “she lied. She came out and said, ‘our scientists agree the polar bears are fine and should not be listed’ which isn’t the case“. Notice Rick Steiner (who was a WCW wrestler, why are we taking him seriously?) only mentioned scientists? Scientists only deal with reality. And reality has a horribly liberal bias. Why didn’t he ask a Christian fundamentalist? Why didn’t he ask Sarah Palin (who has the World’s best eyesight, given that where ever she is in the World, she can see Russia!) Why didn’t he ask one of the scientists that are on our side (okay so there aren’t many, and most aren’t credible… but still, they’re on our side, so they’re right). I’d like to sit down and ask Rick Steiner (or his brother Scott, who has a much better Wrestler) why Polar bears are more important than SUVs. Does a Polar bear drive my “robust” children to school every day? NO! Does a Polar bear run on an energy source which gives us the right to attack any Nation we see fit just to obtain? NO! Have I ever fallen over naked on top of another man who also happens to be naked and unknowingly “entered” his body on the bonnet of a Polar bear? NO!
Scientists do not know about how the World works, because they use logic and evidence, rather than the Bible. Scientists just want to waste your hard earned tax money on “protecting” some shit. Always protecting! The poor, African children, the climate. When are they going to protect those most vulnerable; the wealthy? We could have bombed the shit out of Irani for the money those scientists (gay atheists) spent on this climate research nonsense.

Why is no one listening to Oklahoma Senator Jim Inhofe, who RIGHTFULLY said that NOAA balloon measurement data and Satellite temperature measurements showed that the globe hadn’t warmed in the past century and that proved Global Warming was a hoax? Let’s ignore the fact that both NOAA balloon measurements and Satellite temperature measurements DO show that the globe has warmed in the past century. And let’s forget that the Satellite data only started in 1979, and NOAA balloon measurements in the 1950s and so not “the past century” because it’s irrelevant. The FACT is, the data showed that the globe hasn’t warmed, because that’s how a Republican interpreted the data, and everyone knows a Republican is a messenger from God. So he’s right. And no Liberals, it doesn’t matter that Inhofe’s 2002 election campaign received more donations from Gas and Oil companies than any other candidate up for election that year (with the exception of Texas Senator John Cornyn who voted against factoring global warming into federal project planning, and against banning drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge and has 0% record on the League of Conservation Voters’ environmental scorecard), surely that just gives him more incentive to tell the truth!!!

Not only that, but when places like New Orleans flood, the Liberal media likes to tell us that it’s evidence for Global Warming. Oh really Liberals? It’s not a coincidence then, that New Orleans is full of homogays? Why does no one take notice of Pat Robertson when he blamed Katrina on gays and abortions? I mean, he rightly predicted a major nuclear terrorist attack would take place in 2007 on US soil (I assume George aWesome Bush stopped that attack after hearing that Robertson heard it from God), he rightfully predicted the end of the World would come in 1982 (which Ronald Reagan single handedly prevented). So why aren’t we listening to Robertson? He’s been right so many times before!! It has nothing to do with global warming, and everything to do with gays and abortion. God is punishing us. Further proof that God hates democrats. Liberals are so stupid.

The Liberal media loves it. I mean, liberal newspaper over in the United Kingdom of Communists goes one step further into the realms of stupidity. First it claims that the Earth’s temperature is “dangerously high“….. erm, no it isn’t. It was WELL cold in England this winter. And secondly, it says “Earth’s temperature could be reaching its highest level in a million years“……. A million is more than 6000, and the Earth is only 6000 years old. NOW WHO LOOKS STUPID LIBERALS!!!
“Warming was lower over sea than on land” The Guardian claims. Well then, surely the practical response, would be to put all gay people in a boat in the middle of the Pacific right? WRONG… apparently, that would be “inhumane“. Political correctness gone mad.

According to Coolearth, 8 out of 10 scientists surveyed by researchers at the University of Illinois agreed that humans had caused global warming. Has anyone questioned the fact that those 8 are probably muslimist and gay? Or is that something the Liberal media is just going to ignore, as usual.

Pollution and destroying cultivating the environment for business purposes is my right as an American. If there is a plot of beach which stands desolate, beautiful, free from life and all of life’s worries……it’s my duty as a good American to plant a big hotel on it, filled with car lots and mega Casinos and gun stores. That’s what God wants. That’s what Jesus would want. Jesus is the best American ever, and would never be celebrating this twisted liberal “Earth Day”.

* = Before Reagan.

This is terrible!
One moment Abomber is pretending to be all moral, by releasing “torture” memos, the next, he’s punching a child. Is there an end to this man’s evil streak? First he tries to stop Bank CEOs from being able to afford another holiday home in Cancun (those poor millionaires, I really feel for them), now he’s hitting children? You can bet your last dollar (which that Socialist anti-Christ is trying to tax by the way!!) that the child is an orphan. A Christian orphan at that.

President Abomber has joined the Muslimists by subtly revealing how to get past the peaceful and loving diplomacy techniques that the administration of George W(hat an amazing President) Bush used in order to stop the President of I-raqi, Saddam Hussain (Same as Abomber’s middle name. As if we didn’t see this coming, Liberals are so stupid) dropping a shit load of his WMDs on innocent Americans. George kept Abomber safe for eight years, and this is how he’s repaid?

Luckily Fox News was on hand to spend a well thought out two hour discussion on how irresponsible Obama has been in releasing these documents. Fox don’t need to waste time talking about trivial nonsense, like the morality of torture, they talk about what really matters. Karl Rove (my other hero) told Fox that the techniques had now been “ruined”. He’s right!!! Muslimists are evil! They want to hurt Americans. Or they know someone who wants to hurt Americans! Or they once watched a TV show where someone hurt an American, and that’s evil! And now those friendly and peaceful ways of getting information which made the Bush Administration morally superior to the terrorists in every way, has been ruined by Abomber and his gay muslimist agenda.

Rove once said at a fundraiser in New York:
“Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.”
Damn right!!! We Republicans bombed the hell out of Al-Qaeda and it’s leader Saddam Hussain!!! Iraqi flew planes into our buildings, so we struck Iraqi!!! Irani probably had something to do with it to. And the Gays. And women who’ve had an abortion.

Former Vice President, and scientifically proven all round great guy Dick (his name and his personality are in no way similar) Cheney told Fox News: “One of the things that I find a little bit disturbing about this recent disclosure is that they put out the legal memos… but they didn’t put out the memos that show the success of the effort“.
- YEAH! Just like the Liberal media always reports that we’ve “murdered” hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians (as if a non-Christian could be labelled “innocent” anyway) and never mentions that out of those couple of hundred thousand dead “innocents” at least one or two are terrorists! They never report that it’s worth it!!! Typical Liberal bullshit! Cheney should spend more time criticising Abomber!!! The American people love Cheney!! Republicans will benefit greatly, i’m sure of it!

Human Rights organisations have condemned Bush and Cheney. Well of course they have!! They’re too concerned with actually protecting people. Bush and Cheney were much more concerned with kicking non-Christian ass!!! Bush was much more concerned with declaring War on the heretical religion of Muslimism. Letting them know that God is on the side of the USAwesome, and EVIL is on the side of Muslimists (and atheists and gays) And because of that, the Muslimists in I-raqi and Irani loved and respected Bush, thus making us all much safer. FACT. If the I-raqiist was tortured, then he deserved it.

After reporting this, Fox moved on to how Obama is BLATANTLY trying to stop all freedom of speech and control the internet himself!!! It’s true. Every time you turn on your PC you’ll only be allowed to read material that Obama has picked. Which includes the Koran and lyrics to 50 Cent songs. Why do you think he’s punching that child? Because that child is a Conservative. Obama wants to rid America of the 2nd Amendment. I know what you’re going to say Liberals, you’re going to say “Well why didn’t Fox” (who by the way, are the most honest News channel ever made by God!) “…report that the Bush Administration broke the eight amendment when it tortured people?“…. Firstly, those people were Muslimists, so it’s all right. Secondly, the eighth amendment bans “cruel and unusual punishment“…. well none of these techniques are unusual, they’re very usual! They happened a lot! Thirdly, shut up!! You’re probably gay!!!

Cheney/Rove 2012!!!!

However, I cannot quite believe what i’m hearing, when a friend informed me that Gayowa, ConnetiAIDS, Bummingchusettes And Homont aren’t the only States to be allowing those who want to give AIDs to my children, to get married. New York, New Jersey, New Hampshire, and Maine (notice they’re all in Satan’s part of the U.S.OF Awesome) are all expected to vote in favour of the homogays very soon.

In 2006, the greatest President the USAwesome has ever known, George W Bush (Whose first name, begins with the same letter as God’s. Coincidence?) called for a Constitutional Amendment banning same sex marriage. He said quite beautifully, and tolerantly that “A constitutional amendment will put a decision that is critical to American families and American society“. And he’s right!!! American Heterosexual families in Gayowa are now victims. They can’t go outside without men in pink shorts and leather BDSM clothing chasing them with their cocks out and the butt flap on their shorts wide open, forcing them to listen to George Michael. Is this what you want America? You want your children exposed to this?

It’s just unnatural. So horribly unnatural. Nothing about homogay marriage is natural. But my belief in a man who was born to a Virgin, who was visited by three men who followed the words of an angel, and who grew up to perform miracles, was crucified but rose from the dead, walked around for a few days and then flew up to a bearded man in the sky (Who by the way, supported the election of John McCain in 2008….. which means Democrat voters are going to hell)… will allow me to beat those unnatural bastards.

By allowing Homofags to get married, the U.S Senate is undermining the marriage between man and woman. Before the queers were allowed to marry, no men or women ever got divorced. FACT. Britney Spears would not have felt forced into marrying a man for twenty four hours. FACT. Anti-gay Republicans like Richard Curtis would not have accidentally fallen on top of a man in a hotel room whilst they both just happened to be naked (there clothes were stolen by gay democrats!!) and then dressed up like a woman. FACT! And Fox News’s (the only fair and impartial news channel in the World) Sean Hannity would not have been FORCED by the Gays to pose with hookers even though he’s married. FACT!

This is all part of the Gay agenda, designed to destroy heterosexual marriage eventually. Did you know for example, that every time a gay couple marry, a heterosexual couple have to divorce. Heterosexual people are being forced to give up their Religious principles based on Jesus spending a lot of intimate time with twelve male disciples, in order to accept that gayism as anything but a disgusting child abusing aids spreading society killer.

Well I for one wont let it happen any more. And i’m not the only one! Over at the insightful and fully FACT based freedom loving website Americans for Truth have opened my eyes to the truth. They are the “leading resource for exposing and countering the homosexual activist agenda. ” And that’s exactly what it is! An agenda! A Satanist agenda at that. Heterosexuals have no agenda. We just want to be able to get married, whilst oppressing preventing those who engage in sexual acts that we deem inappropriate. (and for those of you who say that truth is subjective…. erm… WAKE UP! ….. The Bible says otherwise…. take that Liberals!!).
They highlight an email they received from a liberal Christian (which is just another way of saying “working undercover for Satan)…

“Grow the [f–k] up. My god your an [a–shole]. I can see that look on your balding head. Probably in the closet all these years trying to deny your mysioginistic [sic] way. God can\’t save you from the [f–cking] miserable choices you make in interpretating his rules as literal, not figurative mesaages [sic] on ways to live your life. I went to sunday school for half of my life – I should know. The name of this site should not be Americans for Truth, but Americans for Lies. People do not force themselves to like other people, amd [sic] only a thickheaded person like you deserves to rot in the depths of hell if there is such a place. Another good name for this site would be mainly [yourana–hole.com]. Perfectly suits you afterall.”

First of all, Satan worshipper, bald men can use their heads to absorb more of God’s light. So what do you have to say now? He then appears to suggest that the word of God is up for interpretation. Which it isn’t. It clearly states that Gays are an abomination. Notice he refers to the “A-hole” a couple of times? Do you know why that is? That’s right, it’s because he loves men. He seems to be suggesting that “Americans for Truth” are picking and choosing what they wish to take literally from the Bible. Which is false again!!! Because I happen to know for certain, that their new website, entitled “Americans for giving AIDs to Atheists” is going to be a massive hit! It’s based purely on Exodus 15:26, which clearly states that if you disobey God, you should be punished with horrible disease. To be fair though, it’s only a matter of time before they get AIDs anyway, given that they’re all gay anyway.

The gay days are numbered! Republicans are going to kick ass!

Oh very funny Liberals.
That’s all you Liberals are isn’t it? Joke after joke. Never serious! Well was Jesus funny? NO! Is it funny that Cheney’s daughter is a lesbian? NO! Was it funny when George Bush was hit with a shoe? NO! Is Glen Beck funny? NO! I don’t need to be funny. We Republicans don’t need humour. Humour is for Socialists.

I’m sure you’re all familiar with the passage in the Book of ultimate Truth:
“Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.“
Quite clearly the perverts who made the above photo are baby killing homosexuals. Because either you support the God inspired work of President Bush and the Republican Party, or you’re a Liberal, and Liberal means homogay in the Republican Language. (If there were actually a Republican Language, we’d spread it around the World, just like we’ve spread McDonalds Democracy!!).
Is it a coincidence that the homogay San Francisco is the homeland of Nancy Pelosi? I don’t think so! Much like it’s quite clear that it isn’t a coincidence that Abomber isn’t white….. neither are terrorists. The Liberal Agenda is being exposed!!! They want to control the media, control the minds of innocent Christian children into believing that Gays are anything but disgusting, and control the idea that George Bush was a terrorist, rather than a Christian hero. WE SEE THROUGH THE BULLSHIT LIBERALS! America is waking up to the idea that we’re the true party of Christ (he hates muslims, we hate muslims, he hates gays, we hate gays, he performed miracles, we got George Bush election… twice!… see a pattern?), we’re the true party of freedom….if you’re white, heterosexual, a Republican, a Christian, and hate abortion…. you’re entitled to as much freedom as you could possibly want! We’re an open book, filled with blank pages for you to fill up with whatever you want (as long as it’s not hippy gay muslim evolutionist jewish lies) freedom! Open your eyes! Abomber’s approval ratings accoring to Gallup have gone down from 63%, to a measly, pathetic 62%…… you’re days are well and truly numbered, Liberals.

The above picture, made by homogay jewish muslimists is just another attempt to divert attention away from the real Issue. Barack Isane Abomber has pledged to cut the taxes of anyone earning less than $250,000 a year. So that means that ordinary families keep a larger chunk of their hard earned money, whilst Abomber continues to waste money on those scumbags who don’t have a job and homofaggays. Well we showed him!!! We struck back against wasteful spending, by using the money he saved us, to buy one million tea bags. That will show Washington that we’re serious about cutting wasteful spending!

What about those people earning above $250,000. They’re people too! How the fuck do you think they’re going to be able to afford another Yacht now? The Yacht they have at the moment is going out of date. It doesn’t even have a built in heater in the on board swimming pool. And now they can’t afford a yacht WITH a built in heater? It’s like the Third World has came to America!! Barack Obama? Barack Stalin more like.

As for the above picture of George Bush; the Liberals are clearly trying to suggest that he’s the terrorist we should all be aware of. Oh really Liberals? Well I’ve got news for you! George Bush has been a truly courageous leader, fiscally responsible, a uniter or people, and warrior of Christ! Those people in Iraq weren’t even Christian. Do you think they deserved to live? He tried to convert them! He gave them the chance to find Jesus, and they just threw a shoe in his face! WELL YOU WORSHIP THE WRONG GOD MUSLIMISTS! Why do they worship Alliyah anyway? Her songs aren’t even that good.

Abomber seems to be apologising for America’s actions over the past eight glorious years. Why? We don’t need a President to be “tolerant”. Were the muslimists tolerant when they refused to accept Jesus as their lord and saviour? NO! Were the homogays tolerant when they refused to accept that they’re disgusting? NO! Were countries filled with natural resources tolerant when The United States of Awesome freed them and made it cheaper for them to live, by blowing the hell out of some of their family members? NO! Were the Darwinists (Satan worshippers) tolerant when we beat them with logic and intelligence by showing them the Bible? NO! Were Liberals tolerant when you voted for a black man (AKA criminal) even though Sarah Palin has much better eyesight and can see Russia from Alaska? NO! Were the panzy Lefties tolerant when we rightfully supported Pinochet? NO! At least George Bush gave the military something to do! Liberals would be happy to see the military not in the middle of a war zone. Soldiers without jobs… what does that remind me of….. oh yes…. the STUDENT HIPPY UNEMPLOYED SOCIALISTS!! Why don’t you Darwin lovers do us all a favour and evolve into a hard working Republican!!

Checkmate Liberals!

And so for all you lefties (closet homosexuals) and those of you who like to engage brain activity (Satan worshippers) it’s probably best you look away now.

Thank god for Texas Gov. Rick Perry (A true Patriot, perhaps even the ACTUAL 2nd coming of Christ), who suggested Texas could secede from the Union. Texans should be proud! They don’t need evil socialist gay loving social security, medicaid, highway repair, medicare and anything else the Union offers them. Texas doesn’t need to be included in the same list of States as Gayowa. Take your Socialist Federal infrastructure back! Take back Department of Defence funding! Texas doesn’t need that commie bullshit. God will replace it all! And as for the new Texan economy, it’d be amazingly strong! Because we’re the party of fiscal responsibility you know! Plus, Bush is a Texan, so considering he’s been a fiscal genius over his eight years (I like to call them, America’s Golden Years), he can be the brand new Nation of Texas Treasury Secretary. YEAH! Texas doesn’t need your commie Union.

For the past three months a black man (I believe they are referred to as “bruvas“) has occupied George Bush’s house. It seems a little unfair. Bush had successfully managed to lower house prices SO much, that anyone (including lazy “bruvas from da hood“) can afford to buy, so much so that a bruva has taken Bush’s house from him. That’s gratitude for you. The lying liberal media (with the exception of the totally fair and unbiased Fox News) have lost control when it comes to Barack HUSSAIN (yes, Hussain!!! It sounds like insane!!! Coincidence?) Obama (YES!! Obama!! It sounds like a bomber!! Coincidence?…. Barak insane Abomber*….. God warned us!!). They’re everywhere. The BBC over here with it’s Trotskyist approach to news reporting …… i’ve never once seen them refer to homosexuals as dirty sinners, who shouldn’t be allowed near children, and are on their way to hell… even though that’s exactly what they are. The liberal media with it’s homosexual agenda must go!

Earlier I pointed out that Bush had managed to destroy push down house prices so much so that even those weird coloured people bought them up. Which in turn, lead to the crises we’re in today. George Bush, Dick Cheney and Phil Gramm just tried to help. The Liberal media and it’s muslim loving homosexual agenda will have you believe that those three helped deregulate so much that the entire market became one big mess. Well it wouldn’t have become a mess if blacks hadn’t started paying for things they couldn’t afford bringing their crime and “shiz” into crime free happy joyful white neighbourhoods!!!! We all know that the only way to deal with a fire is to set it on fire. And so logic dictates that the only way to deal with this crises is more deregulation!! Much like the only way to deal with increase in gun crime is more guns!!!

Liberals will have you believe that a woman has the right to choose whether or not she has an abortion. As an outsider looking into the Freest country on the Planet, I wonder, where is the freedom for a Christian to block a woman deciding what she thinks is best for her body? She’s clearly wrong if the she wants an abortion. She’s going against God. Like the gays and the jews and brown people. The true followers of Jesus Christ (Republicans) have a moral duty to correct this. It wont be long before they actually want to abort children AFTER they’re born, have left college and got a job. The liberals will say it’s the mothers right. Could they be any more in cahoots with the anti-christ (who, coincidentally, is Barak Insane Abomber)? Liberals would allow a child to grow up, and indulge in premarital sex…… homosexual sex nonetheless, with same sex hookers, and then for fun, they’d go out and perform an abortion.

We fight for the right of life! Children are precious and should be treated as such! Even before birth. In fact, even before conception. Every time you masturbate you’re killing potential children, and God hates you for it, you fucking murderers. And don’t tell me that we’re baby killers just because a few Iraqi children died in our bombing. They don’t even believe in Jesus. And, they’re Iraqi, so they’d only grow up to be terrorists anyway.
We protect children! Which is why we vetoed the SCHIP program, an evil leftie commie hippy program designed to give five million poor children health insurance. Do you know how Clinton wanted to pay to cover those poor lazy kids? That’s right! He wanted to raise tax on cigarettes. Which, in turn would lead to less smoking, and less State tax revenue. He actually thought it was Constitutional to help lazy kids whilst at the same time cut smoking. All it’s doing is teaching kids to be commies and that’s un-American. “Help” is un-American.
Luckily Senate Majority Leader at the time, Trent Lott said that it was just a large inflated Government program that would not pass! Hate lazy kids but love cigarettes? Vote Lott! Perhaps if the children weren’t lazy or black or muslims, Jesus Christ would love them enough to give them more money for health insurance. But he didn’t. Because they’re lazy. And the money I spend on cigarettes I DO NOT want going to helping Satan’s children, who will probably grow up to be homosexuals or criminals any way.
Luckily Bush was on hand to veto any attempt to pass such a bill, saying that it would “federalize health care” and we don’t want no fucking evil commie healthcare system like the gayropeans in countries like Gay Britain have.
But then Barack Insane Abomber became President (America’s first Terrorist President, who will undo all the humanitarian work that Bush has achieved), and suddenly four million more children including (and this bit sickens me) the children of legal immigrants are now covered!!!! Commie Mexican kids, taking up YOUR tax dollars to fund their health care? What next? A Socialist police force covering all areas regardless of who can afford it? Some of those kids don’t even believe in Jesus. Should we be paying for them to recover? Boo hoo, they’re ill…… if they weren’t so heretical and lazy, perhaps they wouldn’t need your tax money!!

What if those kids grow up to be scientists (faggot Jesus deniers)? How guilty will you feel if you helped cure a kid who insists on Darwin’s idea that your grandma was an ape? What if he teaches YOUR kids that gays are not evil satan worshippers? What if he teaches that the Earth isn’t 6,000 years old? What if he grows up to tell us all that Polar bears are worth saving instead of letting Dick Cheney grow richer from his oil ventures? What if he grows up to support action on climate change (it’s really cold here today, Global Warming? More like Global liberal homosexual jesus hating bullshit) Could you live with yourself if all that happened? I certainly couldn’t. The liberal media would win, and that can’t happen!! Why haven’t they questioned where Abomber gets his suits from? I tell you why…. because he gets his suits from terrorist homosexuals in Iran which is near Eurogaycommieland. That’s why!

The fact remains that Abomber wants to let muslims with bombs straight from Gitmo (liberals say that some of those inmates are “innocent”….. they come from outside the U.S.of.AWESOME, so they’re not fucking innocent. They deserve it! The Satan worshipping homos) live next door to you. It’s no surprise. He’s never once came out in public and denied that he’s a terrorist, which means he’s a terrorist. Like all muslims are terrorists. He wants to let homos into the military. Yeah that’s just what they need, whilst the REAL men are killing as many dirty terrorist arabs as possible, suddenly a man dancing to George Michael records sits next to them and starts talking about shoes.
He wants your kids to be bummed in school by the gays. He thinks it’s ok to allow teachers to say “Darwin” instead of “Satan” and teach that farfetched ridiculous impossible concept of evolution. Luckily It wont last long, we have Jesus on our side….. he was the son of a virgin and God, who was killed for our sins, rose from the dead, walked around for a bit, and then ascended into heaven. And worst of all Barack Insane Abomber has never once said “I’m not a muslim and i’m not an atheist“. Logic must conclude that because he’s never said those words, he must be a muslim and an atheist aswell as being a homosexual, a jew and black (so much for racial equality, change we can believe in?). We need to stop this. Already “Gayowa” has given into to the fags and given them the right to get married (which means I never want to get married, because if I did, i’d be a bit like the gays, and that’s disgusting) turning their state into as Humanevents calls it “A mecca” for aids lovers. Our children are the real victims here (not the lazy ones mentioned earlier, they’re already going to hell). They’re going to grow up thinking that it’s acceptable for two men to get married (two women is hott!), and so rejecting Jesus Christ in the process. And everyone knows if you reject Jesus our lord, you’re going to hell. As this chart shows.

See that! Satan is a pacifist. A leftie. A liberal. A homosexual. He doesn’t believe in violence. We have God on our side. He isn’t afraid to kick ass! FUCK YEAH!

Do I feel safer with Barack Insane Abomber in the White House? No. Whilst he and his home boyz sit chillin’ to 50 Cent, talking using a teleprompter (Bush didn’t have to do that, and his speeches are just as awe-inspiring and beautifully eloquent – even more so than the terrorist who took over) the World is laughing at America because we’re the wimps now! At least Bush and Jesus kept us in the West safe from terrorism (Madrid, London, 9/11, Turkey, Tunisia, and Morocco don’t count as proof that the World is more unsafe because if the Gayocrats had been in charge since 2001, those places wouldn’t even exist now!!! They’d all be muslim….. London would now be Londonstan… Bush stopped that from happening). Barack Insane Abomber is one of those who want to hurt Americans. When end of days is upon us (Republicans vs atheist homosexual muslim jews), Insane Abomber will have a lot of explaining to do.

Thank goodness for Republican bloggers! Like Sure Sense, who rightfully warns that after the Homeland Security Document covering Right Winged extremism (it is my freedom and the freedom of the other Republican bloggers, to completely ignore the fact that a report was also released on Left Wing Extremism) is bringing about THE END OF THE WORLD! Sure Sense doesn’t like that the DOHS Document, especially line “It may include groups and individuals that are dedicated to a single issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration“
Sure Sense, tries to analyse the line, with his own magical synopsis…..
“So what this is saying is that all Evangelical Christians, who hold homosexuality and abortion to be a sin are now potential terrorist threats. “
- YES! That’s exactly what it says. I didn’t notice it before, because I was too busy focusing on the actual words. When I read it over and over, that’s exactly what it says! They are putting all Christians down as terrorists! Which we’re not! That’s the muslims! Luckily Sure Sense is on track to be much more understanding toward us Christians, much more accepting, much less vile…
” I do not hold that Buddha, Confucius, or Mohammad can get people to God. Sure, they may help you be “religious”, but all of their teachings are about how you have to be good enough, and you can’t be.”
- That’s fucking right! How dare the DOHS attack us. Those damn intolerent, ignorant bastards. It’s everyone else, who aren’t American Christians, who’re going to hell!!! We tried to tell that to the Iraqis, they hate us for it. So fuck them!
He doesn’t stop there! He continues with his well thought out logic!!…
” From there, we’ll see Christians being jailed, and eventually martyred.“
That’s right!! As well as being a gay loving commie, Abomber is also a big fan of the works of Emperor Nero. I fear for the future of Christians.

The only way to clean up the mess that Abomber has created (It’s a new mess, totally unexpected, definitely was not the fault of the previous incredibly competent Administration, despite what Liberals might tell you), is by having tea parties and talk of secession!!! That’s the way forward for the glorious GOP! Chuck Norris/Rush Limbaugh for President/Vice President of Texas!!!!!

Right, i’m off teabagging with the other ten Republicans (which the Liberal media wont cover by the way!!!) We don’t want our children inheriting such a huge tax burden!!!!(that’s not to say we wont accept the tax cut they’re giving us… the biggest in middle class U.S History apparently…..which makes them SECRET communists or fascists. One of the other!) Our children have a right to inherit an overly polluted earth free from tax burden!! We’re revolting for the sake of FREEDOM and that makes us Patriots! Unlike when those Lefties protested the Iraq war, the un-American homosexual Jesus hating muslims.

For true freedom (we freed Iraq baby!!) vote Republican in 2012. If you don’t, then you’re going to hell.

*Watching too much Abomber increases the risk of cancer.