Real Americans!!!!!1

These two guys are REAL Americans. I was worried there weren’t many left. Thankfully these two guys will educate those stupid baby-killing Liberal gays (Americants) that have taken over America, and teach them the way Jesus wants every American to be. The Cheney way, as i’m calling it.

We all knew that Obama, who is not American, not Christian, not white, and not as awesome as George aWesome Bush, would eventually ban Christianity. With the high success rate praying has brought over the years, he knows it’s only a matter of time before Jesus answers the prayers of teabaggers everywhere, and kicks his gay Arab ass. And so, he’s banning us from praying. We wouldn’t have got this shit under George aWesome Bush.
Yahoo Answers has the question “Is Obama the antichrist”…. first of all, yes he is. Second of all, does the Bible say anything about helping the poor? NO IT DOESN’T!!!! So how do you like that liberals? Your spokesman is the anti-christ.

What would Jesus do? I tell you what he’d do, he’d go on Fox News and tell Sean Hannity just how fucking AWESOME Rush Limbaugh is, and how gay Obama is. He’d point out to the brainwashed Liberals that Obama has never publicly said “I’m not the antichrist” just like he’s never said “i’m not a communist“….. and then all of a sudden he taxes our richest an extra 3% whilst banning Christianity? Barack Obama? Barack Devil Stalin more like. Jesus would then leave the Fox News studio, and blast the White House with his lightning bolt like “eat that, bitches!!!” and Sarah Palin would descend from heaven and take the anti-christ’s place at the helm of the USAwesome.
Liberals are so stupid!
Jesus was THE best American ever!

IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!

Well folks, the days of taxpayer funded Halliburton projects are well and truly over. Barack Hitler and Joe Satan spent our hard earned tax dollars, not on kicking ass in another Middle Eastern Nation, but on burgers! They weren’t even explosive burgers that could be thrown at Arabs. They were real burgers. Whilst taking a break from destroying the economy (which us Republicans left in great shape!), they went to a local burger place for lunch. I really hope Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity spend at least an hour on this today. And so, there are a couple of important grounds for impeachment here….

1) He’s picked up the Burger with his left hand. Clearly a Communist. Real Americans lead with the Right! Some Liberals might say “Well the Right hand might crush the burger, leaving the next occupants on that table to clean up the mess“… don’t listen to them, they’re probably gay. The fact is, he’s eating a burger with his Communist hand.

2) They’re eating Burgers. Promoting unhealthy eating. Not only do they want to enslave the population, not only do they hate the U.S.Awesome, they also want your kids to die of a heart attack before they reach twenty, because it would free up land so they can move their terrorist friends in, from Gitmo. Liberals are so stupid. They can’t see it! They think it’s innocent. No it isn’t! It’s an elaborate Socialist terrorist loving plan. It’s obvious!!

3) Oh and who paid? That’s right America! We did! We’re paying for the President to eat. It’s a disgrace. I want to see my tax money going to bomb the life out of those Irani’s. I don’t want the President to eat. He should be working. Bush wouldn’t have eaten. Nor would McCain. It’s a well known fact that Republican Presidents catch their food, kill it, skin it, stuff it, cook it, and then eat it, and it doesn’t cost you and I a penny. George W Bush wasn’t out taking hundreds of vacations, like Liberals seem to think, he was actually catching food to feed White House staff, which he then single handedly skinned, stuffed, and cooked, just to save the Country some money, whilst waging a war and making America awesome!! Man, I miss him. Tax payers paid for Obama and Biden to eat a Burger…… which, makes it, a Socialist Burger. Obama wants to take over the Burger industry. Is there any end to this President’s hate of America?

If this isn’t grounds to impeach our Communist heterosexual-hating President, I don’t know what is.